In Praise of Dylann "The Synagogue is Next" Roof

As a staunch conservative, and totally not a parody of what liberals think conservatives are, I am, naturally in support of Dylann "Double Triggers for Double Niggers" Roof and what he has done. The only thing I am sorry about is that he did not get the high score. Oh well, maybe next time.

What Dylann did was so great, not only because it resulted in the assassination of a state senator and 9 black people, but because he illustrates so well the need for armed suppression and physical punishment of brown people by the Master Race.

This reminds me of what my eventual goals are when my lobbyists finally manage to bribe enough congressmen with that Koch money I have been using to invest in businesses dedicated to clear-cutting rain forests and murdering African kids. I will one day, finally achieve a dream where corporations will run America and poor, brown people will be tossed into blast furnaces to provide heating and central air for the rich.

Dylann Roof is a fine example of what happens when the rich can put our money to good use, and use our Big Pharma lobbyists to get an entire generation of kids doped up on various cocktails of antidepressants and ADHD amphetamines. Just you wait, you hated poor and minorities. You will all by slaughtered by nerdy white kids with bowl cuts, fueled by Ritalin, Mountain Dew, Prozac, and our extremely lax gun laws.

By all means however, make sure that you all continue to vote in stricter gun control. The last thing we want is for when our police and crazies start cracking down on you, is for you to be able to fight back.

Rape Culture as Rape Fantasy

     There was some hilarity and hysteria surrounding the "rape" scene in Game of Thrones, where Sansa Stark, knowing that she was going into a very bad situation, yet still agreed to marry Ramsay Bolton, had her virginity taken from her in a less than gentle way when Ramsay decided to consummate his wedding vows. A wedding, I must remind the reader, that Sansa agreed to. Now, the scene was completely retarded, not only for the reactions that happened, but because of how it violated Petyr Baelish's character in that he's deeply in love with Sansa's mother, Kaitlyn, and see's a lot of Kaitlyn in Sansa and would never allow Sansa to come to harm, but I digress. This whole incident made me think of the hilarity that is the entire Rape Culture narrative.

    Anyone who has read anything related to feminist literature or articles, or who has paid any attention to the news has noticed that feminists have a very unhealthy obsession with rape. I am not familiar with feminist theory or feminist literature, but when I think of rape culture hysteria, I think of Andrew Dworkin (hell... when I think of feminazis in general, I think of that horrid thing). A woman who indeed had no fear whatsoever of getting raped, due to her immense hideousness, and likely made up her own personal ordeal with rape she could rail on about her hatred of men. A hatred that stemmed not from the power men hold, or from any actual wrongdoing men might have done, but simply because no man with any desirability or options would ever want to stick his dick in such a shambling child of The Elder Things.

     If anyone has ever paid attention to the rape culture hysteria, they would notice that a certain group is primarily selected as designated villain: White, heterosexual, fairly to highly masculine, and often successful men. At no point do rape culture fanatics ever point out the demographic most likely to actually cause rape when it comes to what shows up on TV. On top of that, one could easily notice that even when black men are targets, such as Mike Tyson, Kobe Bryant, or Bill Cosby, they're extremely successful. This has led me to believe that rape culture is nothing more than wishful thinking of ugly women who wish that attractive, successful men would want to fuck them, or as in the case of the above-mentioned black men, it's simply a gold-digging whore wanting to get a piece of their bank accounts.

     Another great example struck me in the Netflix series, "House of Cards," where Jennay, uh, I mean, Claire, has to deal with a man who raped her in her past. No surprise here, her rapist is not only a white, successful alpha male, he is now a high-ranking Marine officer. Go figure. Examples of this go on and on and on to the point that this cannot be anything other than a case of she doth protest too much.

    Then we get to the hilarity of "50 Shades of Grey." Oh yes, that sordid, idiotic series that bored housewives just can't get enough of. There isn't much to say here, other than that it basically proves the entire narrative of how women just want nothing more than a rich, white, alpha male to sexually abuse them and tell them they're pretty. Something that will never happen to your average feminist. Especially not the part where the man tells the feminists that they're pretty.