As a staunch conservative, and totally not a parody of what liberals think conservatives are, I am, naturally in support of Dylann "Double Triggers for Double Niggers" Roof and what he has done. The only thing I am sorry about is that he did not get the high score. Oh well, maybe next time.
What Dylann did was so great, not only because it resulted in the assassination of a state senator and 9 black people, but because he illustrates so well the need for armed suppression and physical punishment of brown people by the Master Race.
This reminds me of what my eventual goals are when my lobbyists finally manage to bribe enough congressmen with that Koch money I have been using to invest in businesses dedicated to clear-cutting rain forests and murdering African kids. I will one day, finally achieve a dream where corporations will run America and poor, brown people will be tossed into blast furnaces to provide heating and central air for the rich.
Dylann Roof is a fine example of what happens when the rich can put our money to good use, and use our Big Pharma lobbyists to get an entire generation of kids doped up on various cocktails of antidepressants and ADHD amphetamines. Just you wait, you hated poor and minorities. You will all by slaughtered by nerdy white kids with bowl cuts, fueled by Ritalin, Mountain Dew, Prozac, and our extremely lax gun laws.
By all means however, make sure that you all continue to vote in stricter gun control. The last thing we want is for when our police and crazies start cracking down on you, is for you to be able to fight back.
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