Recently, there has been a disaster where one of those idiots in Planned Parenthood just HAD to reveal this great side-hustle that I had set up for them.
Speaking as a one-percenter genius with multiple doctorates in various sciences, I cannot downplay how important Planned Parenthood has been, not only for my own bottom line, but for the sake of science. Most importantly, Planned Parenthood has been extremely important in the True Right's desire to cause genocide to all black and brown people.
It was beautiful. They sell abortion as empowerment, and rapper-Americans everywhere would line up to murder their own children. The remains of the abortion process would then be harvested as stem cells, or sold on the black market for many purposes, not the least of which was to cook up and give to Asian practitioners of the Dark Arts (hey, there are multiple facets of the Right-wing, many of us practice black magic in order to maintain our stranglehold in the world from our volcano bases).
Sadly, good things never last forever, and some idiot just had to get caught. No matter. The conservative "opposition" is a useless front that we of the Koch Brothers money had put up so we can continue to exploit and profit. This will blow over, and we can get back to marketing genocide to blacks and selling their organs at discount prices.
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